I think I’ve seen this comparison before, but it arrived in my inbox from one of our contributors, James Simpson and it made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you as well.
Which Side Of The Fence Are You On?
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
I’d like to add one of my own:
If a conservative group protests, they wave the American Flag.
A liberal group burns it.
Feel free to submit your own comparisons with a comment below.
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