I think I’ve seen this comparison before, but it arrived in my inbox from one of our contributors, James Simpson and it made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you as well.

Which Side Of The Fence Are You On?

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. 

If a conservative is down-and-out,  he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. 

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down. 

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!) 

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. 

I’d like to add one of my own:

If a conservative group protests, they wave the American Flag.
A liberal group burns it.

Feel free to submit your own comparisons with a comment below.